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General\/funny chutkule in english funny chutkule in hindi.<\/p>\n

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Funny Jokes (\u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947) in English & Hindi<\/strong><\/h3>\n

English Jokes<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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  1. \n

    Teacher:<\/strong> What is the chemical formula for water?
    Student:<\/strong> H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
    Teacher:<\/strong> What?!
    Student:<\/strong> You said the formula is H to O (H\u2082O)!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

  2. \n

    Wife:<\/strong> Honey, do you think I am a bad cook?
    Husband:<\/strong> Yesterday, our neighbors took our garbage can, thinking it was food delivery!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

  3. \n

    Doctor:<\/strong> You should take rest and avoid any unnecessary stress.
    Husband:<\/strong> That\u2019s great, doctor! I\u2019ll stop listening to my wife\u2019s gossip.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Hindi Chutkule<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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    1. \n

      \u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930:<\/strong> \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e, \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?
      \u0917\u094b\u0932\u0942:<\/strong> \u0938\u0930, \u0935\u094b \u091c\u094b \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u0938\u092e\u091d \u0932\u0947 \u0914\u0930 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u092e\u091d \u0932\u0947!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

    2. \n

      \u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942:<\/strong> \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e, \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0942\u0902\u0917\u093e\u0964
      \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e:<\/strong> \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e?
      \u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942:<\/strong> \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902\u0915\u093f \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u093e\u0932 \u0939\u0941\u0906, \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u091a\u0941\u0915\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

    3. \n

      \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930:<\/strong> \u091a\u093f\u0902\u0924\u093e \u092e\u0924 \u0915\u0930\u094b, \u092f\u0939 \u091b\u094b\u091f\u0940 \u0938\u0940 \u092c\u0940\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964
      \u092a\u0947\u0936\u0947\u0902\u091f:<\/strong> \u0938\u0930, \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0940 \u091b\u094b\u091f\u0940 \u092c\u0940\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u091a\u0915\u094d\u0915\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093e \u0922\u0942\u0902\u0922 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      \u00a0\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0914\u0930 \u092e\u091c\u093c\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0907\u090f!<\/p>\n

      Sure! Here’s a fun mix of general funny chutkule (jokes)<\/strong> in both English and Hindi<\/strong> \u2014 light-hearted and perfect for sharing with friends, on WhatsApp, or for a good laugh! \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n

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      \ud83d\ude02 Funny Chutkule in English<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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      1. Teacher:<\/strong> What\u2019s the full form of LOL?
        \nStudent:<\/strong> Lots of Lectures!<\/em> \ud83d\ude05<\/li>\n
      2. Friend:<\/strong> I\u2019m starting a company selling mirrors.
        \nMe:<\/strong> That\u2019s something I can see myself in! \ud83d\ude1c<\/li>\n
      3. My bed and I love each other, but the alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. \u23f0\ud83d\udc94<\/li>\n
      4. Wife:<\/strong> Do I look fat in this dress?
        \nHusband:<\/strong> You look fat in every dress!
        \n(He\u2019s now in ICU<\/em>) \ud83d\ude06<\/li>\n
      5. I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies are after me.
        \nHe said, “Which ones?”
        \nI said, “Gas, Electricity, and Water!” \ud83d\ude02<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
        \n

        \ud83e\udd23 \u092b\u0928\u0940 \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947 \u0939\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 (Funny Chutkule in Hindi)<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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        1. \u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942:<\/strong> \u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u0906\u091c \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u0932 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0901\u0917\u093e\u0964
          \n\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940:<\/strong> \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902?
          \n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942:<\/strong> \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902\u0915\u093f \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u0932 \u0924\u094b\u0921\u093c \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0938\u092a\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0902! \ud83d\ude01<\/li>\n
        2. \u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930:<\/strong> \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913 \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092a\u0943\u0925\u094d\u0935\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0938\u0942\u0930\u091c \u0939\u091f \u091c\u093e\u090f \u0924\u094b \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0917\u093e?
          \n\u0917\u094b\u0932\u0942:<\/strong> \u0938\u0930 \u0905\u0902\u0927\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u090f\u0917\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092c\u093f\u091c\u0932\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u092c\u093f\u0932 \u092c\u091a \u091c\u093e\u090f\u0917\u093e! \ud83d\ude02<\/li>\n
        3. \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930:<\/strong> \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0915\u0932\u0940\u092b\u093c \u0939\u0948?
          \n\u092a\u0947\u0938\u0947\u0902\u091f:<\/strong> \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0930\u094b\u091c\u093c \u0921\u093e\u0902\u091f\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948!
          \n\u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930:<\/strong> \u092f\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, \u0915\u093f\u0938\u094d\u092e\u0924 \u0939\u0948 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e! \ud83d\ude06<\/li>\n
        4. \u0930\u093e\u091c\u0942:<\/strong> \u0924\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0928\u0940\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0906\u0924\u0940?
          \n\u092e\u0941\u0928\u094d\u0928\u093e:<\/strong> \u0938\u092a\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0915\u093e\u092e \u0930\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u092f\u093e\u0930! \ud83e\udd23<\/li>\n
        5. \u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930:<\/strong> \u0936\u0930\u093e\u0930\u0924 \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930\u094b \u0935\u0930\u0928\u093e \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u0932 \u0938\u0947 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0932 \u0926\u0942\u0901\u0917\u093e!
          \n\u091a\u093f\u0902\u091f\u0942:<\/strong> \u092a\u0915\u094d\u0915\u093e? \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0924\u094b \u0906\u091c \u092e\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947! \ud83d\ude1c<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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            Let me know your mood \u2014 I\u2019ve got jokes for every occasion! \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            General\/funny chutkule in english funny chutkule in hindi. [fvplayer id=”524″] Funny Jokes (\u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947) in English & Hindi English Jokes Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.Teacher: What?!Student: You said the formula is H to O (H\u2082O)! Wife: Honey, do you think I am a bad cook?Husband: Yesterday, our neighbors took our garbage can, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":66,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reilsolar.com\/pdf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reilsolar.com\/pdf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reilsolar.com\/pdf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reilsolar.com\/pdf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/66"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reilsolar.com\/pdf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.reilsolar.com\/pdf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reilsolar.com\/pdf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reilsolar.com\/pdf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reilsolar.com\/pdf\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}